Best of Iowa City Craigslist, Aug. 27 Edition

It's hard to go back to work on Monday.

So hard. So very, very hard.

Here's to making it a little bit easier on you with the best and brightest of Iowa City's Craigslist listings. Read these and then go out there and face that cruel world!

Let's start this week off with some Craigslist jokes.

Apparently fighter pilots have big egos?

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? 
A: He'll tell you. 

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? 
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why is it the mother-in-law jokes are almost their own genre?

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." 

Do you have a moped you're looking to trade? Well, you're in luck, because this person will exchange it straight up for...

50 totally awesome unwrapped adult movie DVDs.

Don't worry, the link is work safe. He or she also will accept game systems or televisions, among other things. 

Lost and Found

In this week's lost and found:

• Someone is missing an orange and tan wallet.
• Has anyone seen Emma, the missing Brindle pitbull?
• This is a fairly distinctive looking bike that the owner believes was stolen.
• Some missing kitties. One was lost near the intersection of S. Dodge and Kirkwood. Another went missing near the intersection of Davenport and Dubuque.
• Have you seen this person's missing motorcycle license plate? 

If you want your pet to be immortalized in a drawing

Check this person out.

Speaking of pets, OMG!

Custom Built Cat Furniture 

Able to smile?

Female Model Needed

Need a female to pose as my girlfriend in 1 picture with my arm around you. Must be very attractive and able to smile.

I'm assuming this is sarcastic.

To the band that plays from 2nd story of a house (S. Clinton St.)

Is there any way you guys could turn it up? Cuz you guys ROCK! 

I am seriously tempted by this stein. If I buy it I'm pretty sure I'm never drinking out of anything else.

Collectors! Terminator 2 3-D stein

From the category of Jobs I Have Never Heard Of Before:

Head Lice Removal Specialist (Iowa City and surrounding areas)

Lice KnowingYou, Inc. is looking for a head lice removal specialist/s to join our growing family. This is a mobile position and the person/s hired will be doing in-home head lice treatment and removal as well as conducting head lice checks and other duties reasonably required for this job including, but not limited to marketing and educational presentations. Applicants must have an outgoing personality and the ability to interact with often very stressed out people.